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shadowsong26) wrote2013-01-12 03:17 am
shadowsong26) wrote2013-01-12 03:17 am
A List of People I Did Not Expect to Find on Lost: Part 1
Because this was fun when I did it for 24, I figured why the hell not?
...WHY IS IT THAT THE CHARACTERS I'M MOST ATTACHED TO ARE THE CONMAN AND THE EX-TORTURER
Huuuuurley oh you precious baby
DEAR SHOW WHY ARE YOU SHIPTEASING SUN AND MICHAEL THIS IS CREEPY AND WROOOOONG
Sawyer, sweetheart, you have this amazing talent for making me want to clutch you to my bosom one moment and SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU the next (I'm pretty sure Kate feels the same)
Aaah, the dangling plot thread that is Aaron Littleton. all this Doom from the psychic and then...very little payoff.
...somehow, being a surgeon in the hospital where your dad is chief of surgery seems like a bad idea to me...
"So why didn't you put him with the others? When you burned the fuselage?"
"Because I needed to bury him."
Translation: BECAUSE THE PLOT DEMANDS IT, KATE. GOD. YOU'RE EXPECTING A SENSIBLE, WELL-PLOTTED, COHESIVE NARRATIVE FROM LOST? WE'RE LIKE BSG HERE, HONEY. MAKIN' SHIT UP AS WE GO AND THEN DRAGGING UP OLD PLOT POINTS FROM THE PILOT TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE WE PLANNED IT ALL OUT AHEAD OF TIME.
Dear Locke: y'know how we keep telling CIA Jesus* that stalking is not love? WELL NEITHER IS LEAVING PEOPLE DRUGGED AND TIED UP IN THE JUNGLE!
"For example. I know you never went to college."
"And how do you know that?"
"If you had, you'd've heard of 'I Never'."
Ah, that point in time when a man named Christian Shepherd convinces a con man (who botched a mercy kill in a way equal parts terrible and hilarious) to shoot a man in cold blood.
"Maybe it's a pissed-off giraffe!"
...did Locke's mom just tell him he's Jesus? o.O
Oh right, the part where Locke's dad cons him out of a kidney.
Aaaand sudden unexpected non-premiere-non-finale major character death!
SUDDEN UNEXPECTED PIRATE SHIP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE JUNGLE
...OF COURSE Charlie and Sayid end up at the heroin plane
*reference to Person of Interest
Season 1
Greg Grunberg
Nick Jameson
So, I kinda took notes (and copied down some quotes) while I was watching (it'll help when I do my wrapup post 5 seasons from now), and these are what I think are the best and/or came, unedited and completely out of context because that makes them funnier
Robert Patrick
Jeff Perry
Tamara Taylor
So, I kinda took notes (and copied down some quotes) while I was watching (it'll help when I do my wrapup post 5 seasons from now), and these are what I think are the best and/or came, unedited and completely out of context because that makes them funnier
...WHY IS IT THAT THE CHARACTERS I'M MOST ATTACHED TO ARE THE CONMAN AND THE EX-TORTURER
Huuuuurley oh you precious baby
DEAR SHOW WHY ARE YOU SHIPTEASING SUN AND MICHAEL THIS IS CREEPY AND WROOOOONG
Sawyer, sweetheart, you have this amazing talent for making me want to clutch you to my bosom one moment and SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU the next (I'm pretty sure Kate feels the same)
Aaah, the dangling plot thread that is Aaron Littleton. all this Doom from the psychic and then...very little payoff.
...somehow, being a surgeon in the hospital where your dad is chief of surgery seems like a bad idea to me...
"So why didn't you put him with the others? When you burned the fuselage?"
"Because I needed to bury him."
Translation: BECAUSE THE PLOT DEMANDS IT, KATE. GOD. YOU'RE EXPECTING A SENSIBLE, WELL-PLOTTED, COHESIVE NARRATIVE FROM LOST? WE'RE LIKE BSG HERE, HONEY. MAKIN' SHIT UP AS WE GO AND THEN DRAGGING UP OLD PLOT POINTS FROM THE PILOT TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE WE PLANNED IT ALL OUT AHEAD OF TIME.
Dear Locke: y'know how we keep telling CIA Jesus* that stalking is not love? WELL NEITHER IS LEAVING PEOPLE DRUGGED AND TIED UP IN THE JUNGLE!
"For example. I know you never went to college."
"And how do you know that?"
"If you had, you'd've heard of 'I Never'."
Ah, that point in time when a man named Christian Shepherd convinces a con man (who botched a mercy kill in a way equal parts terrible and hilarious) to shoot a man in cold blood.
"Maybe it's a pissed-off giraffe!"
...did Locke's mom just tell him he's Jesus? o.O
Oh right, the part where Locke's dad cons him out of a kidney.
Aaaand sudden unexpected non-premiere-non-finale major character death!
SUDDEN UNEXPECTED PIRATE SHIP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE JUNGLE
...OF COURSE Charlie and Sayid end up at the heroin plane
*reference to Person of Interest