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shadowsong26) wrote2009-07-03 08:52 pm
shadowsong26) wrote2009-07-03 08:52 pm
ohgod ohgodohgodohgod
So, my dad and I went down to Lottsburg, VA (translation: the middle of fracking nowhere) to visit his dad. Which is fine, not my favorite thing in the world to do (soboring) but my aunt Susan was there, too (the one who's done voices for nickelodeon/disney/various video games), and I haven't seen her in forever, so it was okay.
Last night, we went out to dinner, and from the time we walked in to the time we got our food a fracking hour and a half passed. And they somehow gave my aunt and grandfather vermouth instead of the chardonnay they'd ordered (WTF). and they gave my dad the wrong beer. and they were out of all their specials. we got there at 730. so that was a fun experience -_- but not the point of this entry or cut.
Anyway, this morning, we decide to go on a hike. Not my favorite thing in the world to do, but one I can tolerate to make my aunt and grandpa happy. We end up going for a walk in the woods next to a berry farm. Halfway through the hike, my grandfather casually mentions that there's probably a lot of ticks, since it's wet and there's a lot of vegetation around.
.......
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So now for the next HOUR while we walk through the fracking woods, all I can think about is that fracking episode of House where the girl had a fracking tick in her fracking vagina and Hugh Laurie violated her in an elevator while she was unconscious when he finally figured it out and I don't want Hugh Laurie violating me in an elevator while I'm unconscious because I have a fracking tick IN MY FRACKING VAGINA (i would like to be fully conscious and have no ticks involved, but that's another story).
Now, if he'd said this before we left, that wouldn't have been so bad 'cause fuck making him happy, I'm not going in the fracking tick woods. Even if he'd said it after the hike, it wouldn't have been so bad, because he wouldn't've ruined the last half of what would have been a reasonably enjoyable nature walk for me.
ASHIDFHAWNESOFADJ
Keep the ticks out of my head and vajayjay, kthx.
Gods.
Last night, we went out to dinner, and from the time we walked in to the time we got our food a fracking hour and a half passed. And they somehow gave my aunt and grandfather vermouth instead of the chardonnay they'd ordered (WTF). and they gave my dad the wrong beer. and they were out of all their specials. we got there at 730. so that was a fun experience -_- but not the point of this entry or cut.
Anyway, this morning, we decide to go on a hike. Not my favorite thing in the world to do, but one I can tolerate to make my aunt and grandpa happy. We end up going for a walk in the woods next to a berry farm. Halfway through the hike, my grandfather casually mentions that there's probably a lot of ticks, since it's wet and there's a lot of vegetation around.
.......
AYWPIEHFDSPAIEHAKSZXHNCOVYAWPEOIURAWOPKEHSDKLV;JSDFIUEPWAIOURJAPOWESHDNL;KASDJ
So now for the next HOUR while we walk through the fracking woods, all I can think about is that fracking episode of House where the girl had a fracking tick in her fracking vagina and Hugh Laurie violated her in an elevator while she was unconscious when he finally figured it out and I don't want Hugh Laurie violating me in an elevator while I'm unconscious because I have a fracking tick IN MY FRACKING VAGINA (i would like to be fully conscious and have no ticks involved, but that's another story).
Now, if he'd said this before we left, that wouldn't have been so bad 'cause fuck making him happy, I'm not going in the fracking tick woods. Even if he'd said it after the hike, it wouldn't have been so bad, because he wouldn't've ruined the last half of what would have been a reasonably enjoyable nature walk for me.
ASHIDFHAWNESOFADJ
Keep the ticks out of my head and vajayjay, kthx.
Gods.
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