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A List of People I Did Not Expect to Find on Lost: Part 2
Part 1
Season 2
Brett Cullen
Clancy Brown
Evan Handler
...there are way too many creepy eye-closeups in this show.
"My grandpa died, my house caught fire, the chicken joint that I worked at got hit by a meteor...well, actually meteorite..."
Jack's bedside manner really does fucking suck.
DESMOND ILU
"See you in another life, brother."
First explicit Dharma reference!
Dear show: thank you for not actually casting Susan as a bitch, despite her super-messy custody fight with Michael.
OH SAWYER ILU ::pulls bullet out of his shoulder with his bare hands:: "...got a bandaid?" ::passout::
...is Locke going to a support group for people with shit parents?
"I like bald guys."
"I'm not bald."
"I can wait."
...Locke, are you stalking your biodad.
"Things are finally returning to normal"
::Kate comes running through the jungle, screaming for Sayid::
"...oh, crap."
Ana-Lucia!
Pic of Penny!
...LOCKE WE ARE TWO MINUTES AWAY FROM WORLDSPLOSION, THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO PLAY MINDGAMES WITH JACK
...oh, right, Hurley's weird hallucination/dream with Jin speaking English and a man in a chicken suit.
.....HAHAHA HURLEY ILU
Hurley--::quits his job because of asshole manager, as does his best friend. they proceed to collect a shitton of garden gnomes and use them to spell out 'FUCK YOU' on the asshole manager's lawn::
"I do this for all the girls I meet on deserted islands." <333333333 oh, Sayid.
"How'd you get shot anyway?"
"With a gun."
...I really don't get the hate the fandom has for Ana-Lucia.
...my guess is Goodwin's actually the spy, but idk.
Yup, I was right.
...and in the tradition of possibly-unwise filial subordinates, Ana-Lucia is a policewoman and her mother is her captain.
Ana-Lucia's partner has a kind of hilarious pornstache.
I still adore that sawyer called Michael and Jin Han and Chewie :D best nicknames
...Hi Daniel Dae Kim plz to be leavin' your shirt off. dayum
Awwwww Sawyer confesses his love in delirious whispered ramblings
Aaaand...a horse. ...makes more sense than the polar bears, I s'pose.
Holy fuckdonkeys Kate blew up the house with her drunk maybestepdad inside in bed
And of course they come in when the countdown is on 23 seconds, because that's one of the Numbers
"Looks like they went bloody Lord of the Flies out there."
I'm kind of in love with Jin and Michael's friendship. They start out hating each other's guts, can't communicate, were intended to be two thirds of a love triangle with Sun as the focus, and end up best friends as Jin slowly learns English :D
Driving a smashed-up car, smart. Don't hit the horse.
And Sawyer sees the horse too. huh.
THE COMPUTER IS HAUNTED MICHAEL DON'T ANSWER IT
And Eko taste-tests for drugs off the back of his knife. Because he's JUST THAT BADASS.
...AND HE CAN SLIT TWO MEN'S THROATS IN A SINGLE SWIPE I'm pretty sure that's not physically possible BUT STILL
Eko and Charlie together are super interesting. Their brothers both started them towards their eventual criminal activities (though in very different ways), they're both fallen Catholics...
"What if I don't? You gonna beat me with your Jesus stick?"
And Eko and Locke are the only ones who can stare down the smoke monster.
Poor Yemi. Poor, poor Yemi.
How the drug plane ended up in the South Pacific from Nigeria is still beyond me.
Awwwwww, Jin's way of accepting Ana-Lucia is to introduce her to his wife and give her a fish <3
...he took a lot of heroinmarys. wow.
...whoa. Michael got the drop on Locke.
"Where'd you get it from?"
The easy answer is "I read the book, Mr. Clean." But of course Sawyer never gives the easy answer.
MR FRIENDLY! \o/
Aw Hurley and Charlie consoling each other on how their love lives suck
Awwww, Vincent likes Ana-Lucia. Because Vincent likes everyone. Because Vincent is a Lab.
......JACK. NO.
...trippy adult Liam in a diaper wtf.
And Sawyer teases Hurley for his crush on Libby. But it honestly sounds like big-brother teasing now, not malicious. Despite Kate's junior high crack.
Aw, Sawyer, you're so adorable in your teasing encouragement of Hurley with his crush. <333333333333
...oh, that's why creepy adult!Liam was in a diaper. Commercial for diapers they all did.
"You all every butties?" That's...that's terrible.
...aaaaand Liam ruins a nice fraternal moment by asking for heroin.
...CHARLIE IF YOU KIDNAP AARON AGAIN SO HELP ME.
...LIAM DID YOU SELL YOUR BABY BROTHER'S PIANO FOR SMACK? YOU'RE A FUCKING DICK.
...well, he didn't sell it for smack, he sold it for money to move to Australia and go into rehab. So I'm actually kind of okay with this. Apart from the theft bit.
Locke, why are you keeping the Heroin Marys?
Okay, they explain that in the next episode. He doesn't want to destroy them out of superstition/it might be therapeutic when Charlie's ready for that.
"Why are you telling me this?"
"'Cause it'll piss off Jack."
And that is why I love Jin. Because even though Sawyer deprived him of his vigilante justice for his wife getting beat up, at least temporarily, he still sticks up for him when Jack wants to punch him in the mouth. Which he so richly deserves for a lot of things.
...huh. Locke's protectiveness of the guns makes sense, when he puts it in terms of Michael.
Bahahaha, and now Sawyer has the guns. Because he's Sawyer.
...because Jack raided his stash. Wow, Sawyer. Way to be petty.
"Only things that matter now...are guns." Sawyer, you're creepy sometimes.
Mmmmmmm shirtless Sayid
Ahahaha, Sayid checks the gun to make sure it's the one that still has its firing pin. <3
...BEN! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D \o/
Aaaah, Ben and his oz imagery <3 (Seriously, though. Henry Gale? A hot-air balloon?)
And Danielle shot him. naturally.
The sad thing is, Danielle's right he is one of them. And he will lie for a long time and oh Ben
...wow, Clancy Brown, you're a dick. But, hey, you turned Sayid. And gave him his first set of torture tools.
...Sawyer, you're a dick.
The number of times they stop the countdown with one second or less left.
...AND YOU SPEAK ARABIC CLANCY BROWN YOU'RE A WORLD-CLASS DICK
Another Dharma station! I can't see the design, so idk what...
Creepy abandoned hospital with flickery lights yay!
....ahahahaa, Ben, ilu. "I don't understand why you let the doctor call the shots." First flash of Ben's truuuuuue colors <333333
...A BABY IS NOT THE WAY TO SAVE A FLAGGING MARRIAGE--but actually it might be a way to make Mr. Paik stop being a douchenozzle.
"Oh, yeah, and my buddy Sayid. You can see how much he liked me."
First Widmore reference! On a pregnancy test.
I love how Sun and Kate are friends
Ben you magnificent weasel ilu
Oh, Locke. You sad manipulatable puppy.
"Should I go and get a ruler?" Oh, Kate.
"Just 'cause I dropped out of ninth grade don't make me an idiot."
"So I dug up that grave" Ben's OHSHIT look is awesome
BECAUSE HE HAS AN AGENDA, LOCKE. BEN ALWAYS HAS AN AGENDA.
And Ben is still faking (relative) innocence pretty well.
Mmmmmmm shirtless Eko <333333
"Did either of you see a guy run through here? In a bathrobe? ...with a...coconut?"
"No. ...I saw a polar bear on rollerblades with a mango."
Dharma Oreos!
Sawyer, you're a dick.
...holy shit, Hurley. Finally giving Sawyer a much-needed punching
And Jin and Sun just watch for a minute giggling before Sun sends Jin over.
Dave's a dickcheese, but a lot of what he says makes sense. About the theory that the island's all Hurley's delusion.
"No, I'm done lying" probably the biggest lie Ben ever told.
HURLEY/LIBBY KISS YAY! ALL OF THE YAY! \o/
"That was real"
"Then maybe you should do it one more time. Just to be sure." <333333333333333333333
ROSE AND BERNARD FLASHBACKS!
Rose--::responding to Bernard's proposal:: I have a year to live. Maybe more.
Bernard--::moment of stunned horror/kicked-puppy-face:: ...you haven't answered my question.
I LOVE THESE TWO SOOOOOO MUCH
"I think I liked you better when you just hit people with your stick."
CREEPY EMPTY-EYED BABY DOLL DON'T TOUCH
...the room of skycrutches ain't creepy at all, no sir.
Christian sure does have a habit of meeting protagonists in bars.
And Sawyer and Ana-Lucia have hot steamy angry jungle sex. Omnom.
HURLEY YOU ARE SO ADORKABLE WHEN YOU ASK LIBBY OUT <3333333333
And is inept at leading her through the jungle and planning picnics and he's adoooooorable.
And Jin approves aaaaaaaagh the feeeeeeeels
And boom Ana-Lucia goes baibai.
...and for some reason LIBBY.
"You hit me. Why did you...?"
"Because you were being difficult."
"Are you insane?"
...oh. Oh, Hurley. Oh honey. :<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
And Claire's psychic is the drowned and resurrected girl's father! Naturally.
...I still don't buy he's a fraud. Because otherwise why would he have done what he did with Claire? I think he was trying to force Eko away so he could do his thing with Claire.
Locke's grin like a kid on Christmas when Eko says he can open the new hatch :D
...I wonder if there's porn in the Pearl notebooks. I mean, two people, stuck alone in the hatch together with no one but each other for company for like three years...
What I wanna know is how Jack knows how to cook heroin
And Sawyer decides 'caught in a net' is a euphemism. "That what they're callin' it these days?'
Sayid is kinda bugfuck, but nowhere near as much as Michael.
And Vincent wants to play fetch with a Heroin Mary. You're adorable, Vincent.
DESTROY THEM, CHARLIE! CAST THEM INTO THEFIREOCEAN! DESTROY THEEEEEM!
good boy <3
"Well. At least now we get to kill somebody."
And Claire seems to have forgiven Charlie. Which is good, because we need another tooth-rottingly adorable couple since MICHAEL SHOT LIBBY. Dick.
And a sudden unexpected boat! ...that looks a lot like my grandpa's old sailboat.
Desmond! \o/
And the first time we ever see Widmore! Who doesn't like Desmond very much.
And Widmore tries to bribe Desmond to stay away from Penny. FAT CHANCE. EVEN IF HE WOULD, she's named Penelope for a reason.
...Jack, even if Michael hasn't been turned, sending backup via another route is smart
And Desmond meets a young widow who has a boat and wants to just give it to him. Because that kind of thing happens.
PENNY! \o/
And the four-toed statue foot that's never really adequately explained.
And suddenly Clancy Brown! We never do find out why/how he ended up in the hatch, iirc.
Oh, Desmond. You and your adorable horror. "We locked out a priest"?
Kelvin's drunk on Dharma Merlot!
Desmond's rockin' the Jesus look. He's rockin' it to Baltar levels, man.
Y'know, probably what the Initiative did with the notebooks, if they ever read them, was track what people do in near-total isolation. Valid psychological study, which doesn't deny the validity of the button-pushing.
Aaaand Desmond accidentally killed Clancy Brown.
Beeeeeeeeeeeen!
Des never got a chance to read our mutual friend.
"I'll see you in another life, brother."
And Desmond gets blasted with Electromagnetic Time Magic.
BEN LIES, MICHAEL. DON'T TRUST HIM.
So we don't get to find out what happened to Locke and Eko until S3. Well, that's a bitch of a cliffhanger.
Ben Beatdown Count: 1. It will go up as the series continues.
Season 2
Brett Cullen
Clancy Brown
Evan Handler
...there are way too many creepy eye-closeups in this show.
"My grandpa died, my house caught fire, the chicken joint that I worked at got hit by a meteor...well, actually meteorite..."
Jack's bedside manner really does fucking suck.
DESMOND ILU
"See you in another life, brother."
First explicit Dharma reference!
Dear show: thank you for not actually casting Susan as a bitch, despite her super-messy custody fight with Michael.
OH SAWYER ILU ::pulls bullet out of his shoulder with his bare hands:: "...got a bandaid?" ::passout::
...is Locke going to a support group for people with shit parents?
"I like bald guys."
"I'm not bald."
"I can wait."
...Locke, are you stalking your biodad.
"Things are finally returning to normal"
::Kate comes running through the jungle, screaming for Sayid::
"...oh, crap."
Ana-Lucia!
Pic of Penny!
...LOCKE WE ARE TWO MINUTES AWAY FROM WORLDSPLOSION, THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO PLAY MINDGAMES WITH JACK
...oh, right, Hurley's weird hallucination/dream with Jin speaking English and a man in a chicken suit.
.....HAHAHA HURLEY ILU
Hurley--::quits his job because of asshole manager, as does his best friend. they proceed to collect a shitton of garden gnomes and use them to spell out 'FUCK YOU' on the asshole manager's lawn::
"I do this for all the girls I meet on deserted islands." <333333333 oh, Sayid.
"How'd you get shot anyway?"
"With a gun."
...I really don't get the hate the fandom has for Ana-Lucia.
...my guess is Goodwin's actually the spy, but idk.
Yup, I was right.
...and in the tradition of possibly-unwise filial subordinates, Ana-Lucia is a policewoman and her mother is her captain.
Ana-Lucia's partner has a kind of hilarious pornstache.
I still adore that sawyer called Michael and Jin Han and Chewie :D best nicknames
...Hi Daniel Dae Kim plz to be leavin' your shirt off. dayum
Awwwww Sawyer confesses his love in delirious whispered ramblings
Aaaand...a horse. ...makes more sense than the polar bears, I s'pose.
Holy fuckdonkeys Kate blew up the house with her drunk maybestepdad inside in bed
And of course they come in when the countdown is on 23 seconds, because that's one of the Numbers
"Looks like they went bloody Lord of the Flies out there."
I'm kind of in love with Jin and Michael's friendship. They start out hating each other's guts, can't communicate, were intended to be two thirds of a love triangle with Sun as the focus, and end up best friends as Jin slowly learns English :D
Driving a smashed-up car, smart. Don't hit the horse.
And Sawyer sees the horse too. huh.
THE COMPUTER IS HAUNTED MICHAEL DON'T ANSWER IT
And Eko taste-tests for drugs off the back of his knife. Because he's JUST THAT BADASS.
...AND HE CAN SLIT TWO MEN'S THROATS IN A SINGLE SWIPE I'm pretty sure that's not physically possible BUT STILL
Eko and Charlie together are super interesting. Their brothers both started them towards their eventual criminal activities (though in very different ways), they're both fallen Catholics...
"What if I don't? You gonna beat me with your Jesus stick?"
And Eko and Locke are the only ones who can stare down the smoke monster.
Poor Yemi. Poor, poor Yemi.
How the drug plane ended up in the South Pacific from Nigeria is still beyond me.
Awwwwww, Jin's way of accepting Ana-Lucia is to introduce her to his wife and give her a fish <3
...he took a lot of heroinmarys. wow.
...whoa. Michael got the drop on Locke.
"Where'd you get it from?"
The easy answer is "I read the book, Mr. Clean." But of course Sawyer never gives the easy answer.
MR FRIENDLY! \o/
Aw Hurley and Charlie consoling each other on how their love lives suck
Awwww, Vincent likes Ana-Lucia. Because Vincent likes everyone. Because Vincent is a Lab.
......JACK. NO.
...trippy adult Liam in a diaper wtf.
And Sawyer teases Hurley for his crush on Libby. But it honestly sounds like big-brother teasing now, not malicious. Despite Kate's junior high crack.
Aw, Sawyer, you're so adorable in your teasing encouragement of Hurley with his crush. <333333333333
...oh, that's why creepy adult!Liam was in a diaper. Commercial for diapers they all did.
"You all every butties?" That's...that's terrible.
...aaaaand Liam ruins a nice fraternal moment by asking for heroin.
...CHARLIE IF YOU KIDNAP AARON AGAIN SO HELP ME.
...LIAM DID YOU SELL YOUR BABY BROTHER'S PIANO FOR SMACK? YOU'RE A FUCKING DICK.
...well, he didn't sell it for smack, he sold it for money to move to Australia and go into rehab. So I'm actually kind of okay with this. Apart from the theft bit.
Locke, why are you keeping the Heroin Marys?
Okay, they explain that in the next episode. He doesn't want to destroy them out of superstition/it might be therapeutic when Charlie's ready for that.
"Why are you telling me this?"
"'Cause it'll piss off Jack."
And that is why I love Jin. Because even though Sawyer deprived him of his vigilante justice for his wife getting beat up, at least temporarily, he still sticks up for him when Jack wants to punch him in the mouth. Which he so richly deserves for a lot of things.
...huh. Locke's protectiveness of the guns makes sense, when he puts it in terms of Michael.
Bahahaha, and now Sawyer has the guns. Because he's Sawyer.
...because Jack raided his stash. Wow, Sawyer. Way to be petty.
"Only things that matter now...are guns." Sawyer, you're creepy sometimes.
Mmmmmmm shirtless Sayid
Ahahaha, Sayid checks the gun to make sure it's the one that still has its firing pin. <3
...BEN! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D \o/
Aaaah, Ben and his oz imagery <3 (Seriously, though. Henry Gale? A hot-air balloon?)
And Danielle shot him. naturally.
The sad thing is, Danielle's right he is one of them. And he will lie for a long time and oh Ben
...wow, Clancy Brown, you're a dick. But, hey, you turned Sayid. And gave him his first set of torture tools.
...Sawyer, you're a dick.
The number of times they stop the countdown with one second or less left.
...AND YOU SPEAK ARABIC CLANCY BROWN YOU'RE A WORLD-CLASS DICK
Another Dharma station! I can't see the design, so idk what...
Creepy abandoned hospital with flickery lights yay!
....ahahahaa, Ben, ilu. "I don't understand why you let the doctor call the shots." First flash of Ben's truuuuuue colors <333333
...A BABY IS NOT THE WAY TO SAVE A FLAGGING MARRIAGE--but actually it might be a way to make Mr. Paik stop being a douchenozzle.
"Oh, yeah, and my buddy Sayid. You can see how much he liked me."
First Widmore reference! On a pregnancy test.
I love how Sun and Kate are friends
Ben you magnificent weasel ilu
Oh, Locke. You sad manipulatable puppy.
"Should I go and get a ruler?" Oh, Kate.
"Just 'cause I dropped out of ninth grade don't make me an idiot."
"So I dug up that grave" Ben's OHSHIT look is awesome
BECAUSE HE HAS AN AGENDA, LOCKE. BEN ALWAYS HAS AN AGENDA.
And Ben is still faking (relative) innocence pretty well.
Mmmmmmm shirtless Eko <333333
"Did either of you see a guy run through here? In a bathrobe? ...with a...coconut?"
"No. ...I saw a polar bear on rollerblades with a mango."
Dharma Oreos!
Sawyer, you're a dick.
...holy shit, Hurley. Finally giving Sawyer a much-needed punching
And Jin and Sun just watch for a minute giggling before Sun sends Jin over.
Dave's a dickcheese, but a lot of what he says makes sense. About the theory that the island's all Hurley's delusion.
"No, I'm done lying" probably the biggest lie Ben ever told.
HURLEY/LIBBY KISS YAY! ALL OF THE YAY! \o/
"That was real"
"Then maybe you should do it one more time. Just to be sure." <333333333333333333333
ROSE AND BERNARD FLASHBACKS!
Rose--::responding to Bernard's proposal:: I have a year to live. Maybe more.
Bernard--::moment of stunned horror/kicked-puppy-face:: ...you haven't answered my question.
I LOVE THESE TWO SOOOOOO MUCH
"I think I liked you better when you just hit people with your stick."
CREEPY EMPTY-EYED BABY DOLL DON'T TOUCH
...the room of skycrutches ain't creepy at all, no sir.
Christian sure does have a habit of meeting protagonists in bars.
And Sawyer and Ana-Lucia have hot steamy angry jungle sex. Omnom.
HURLEY YOU ARE SO ADORKABLE WHEN YOU ASK LIBBY OUT <3333333333
And is inept at leading her through the jungle and planning picnics and he's adoooooorable.
And Jin approves aaaaaaaagh the feeeeeeeels
And boom Ana-Lucia goes baibai.
...and for some reason LIBBY.
"You hit me. Why did you...?"
"Because you were being difficult."
"Are you insane?"
...oh. Oh, Hurley. Oh honey. :<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
And Claire's psychic is the drowned and resurrected girl's father! Naturally.
...I still don't buy he's a fraud. Because otherwise why would he have done what he did with Claire? I think he was trying to force Eko away so he could do his thing with Claire.
Locke's grin like a kid on Christmas when Eko says he can open the new hatch :D
...I wonder if there's porn in the Pearl notebooks. I mean, two people, stuck alone in the hatch together with no one but each other for company for like three years...
What I wanna know is how Jack knows how to cook heroin
And Sawyer decides 'caught in a net' is a euphemism. "That what they're callin' it these days?'
Sayid is kinda bugfuck, but nowhere near as much as Michael.
And Vincent wants to play fetch with a Heroin Mary. You're adorable, Vincent.
DESTROY THEM, CHARLIE! CAST THEM INTO THE
good boy <3
"Well. At least now we get to kill somebody."
And Claire seems to have forgiven Charlie. Which is good, because we need another tooth-rottingly adorable couple since MICHAEL SHOT LIBBY. Dick.
And a sudden unexpected boat! ...that looks a lot like my grandpa's old sailboat.
Desmond! \o/
And the first time we ever see Widmore! Who doesn't like Desmond very much.
And Widmore tries to bribe Desmond to stay away from Penny. FAT CHANCE. EVEN IF HE WOULD, she's named Penelope for a reason.
...Jack, even if Michael hasn't been turned, sending backup via another route is smart
And Desmond meets a young widow who has a boat and wants to just give it to him. Because that kind of thing happens.
PENNY! \o/
And the four-toed statue foot that's never really adequately explained.
And suddenly Clancy Brown! We never do find out why/how he ended up in the hatch, iirc.
Oh, Desmond. You and your adorable horror. "We locked out a priest"?
Kelvin's drunk on Dharma Merlot!
Desmond's rockin' the Jesus look. He's rockin' it to Baltar levels, man.
Y'know, probably what the Initiative did with the notebooks, if they ever read them, was track what people do in near-total isolation. Valid psychological study, which doesn't deny the validity of the button-pushing.
Aaaand Desmond accidentally killed Clancy Brown.
Beeeeeeeeeeeen!
Des never got a chance to read our mutual friend.
"I'll see you in another life, brother."
And Desmond gets blasted with Electromagnetic Time Magic.
BEN LIES, MICHAEL. DON'T TRUST HIM.
So we don't get to find out what happened to Locke and Eko until S3. Well, that's a bitch of a cliffhanger.
Ben Beatdown Count: 1. It will go up as the series continues.