Meme! (borrowed from avocado_love ^^)

Post the first lines from each of your 25 most recent fanfic pieces and try to find a pattern.
the order of these may not be correct, as a warning. i lose track of when the multichapter fics were started, and these are just the fics from my journal, my coauthor's journal, and my ffn account. i think i have other recent fics posted elsewhere, but i'm too lazy to go look for them...

( let's see what we've got... )