Correct terminology is your friend!

::listening to Phantom of the Opera::

::get to Point of No Return::

Our passion play has now at last begun

.....uh.

Baron Lloyd-Weber (...or possibly Charles Hart, since I think he wrote most of the lyrics), you do know what a passion play is, right? Especially considering you wrote one?

(Side note: not all are actually about Jesus; the first record of a play in written human history is an Egyptian passion play, IIRC, but the principle is the same)