Welp, this one's making the rounds again!

1. Open up your music player. Hit shuffle.
2. Record the first few lines of the first thirty songs that come up that do not give away the name of the song. Skip instrumentals, but don't skip the embarrassing ones. (even though instrumentals are, by definition, not songs. inherited pet peeve from two violin teachers, sorry  :X. i'm also skipping things like mass movements/other sacred music that don't have distinctive lyrics and are therefore impossible to guess correctly. and repetitions. since i have multiple copies of some songs)
3. Make hapless LJ denizens guess the song names and artists. Google is cheating. For musical songs, the name of the musical is acceptable in place of the artist.
4. Least hapless LJ denizen wins admiration. That's right, just like the number i, the points are imaginary. ((sorry, mine isn't as funny DX))

( Onward! )

Happy guessing!